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hiring cameramen for my 11th birthday party!! must be willing to film me blowing the candles on my cake and kicking all my friends asses at 4 square and also must be able to compile a video of me jacking off (remember to please include my face) and compile it into a gif and post said gif on the internet. apply at missingkids.com/cybertipline thanks in advance!!
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hey guys i got my yolo essay back today
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ON FACE BOOK I POSTED A PICTURE OF BROKC AS m y profile picture
and somOEM one commented
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when i was little like in 3rd grade the barenaked ladies were performing at the super bowl
and my 3rd grade mind got me excited and i was like “omg they’ll all be actual naked ladies”
and i didnt care about football in the 3rd grade, just naked ladies
so i watched the superbowl up until halftime and i was so excited
and then they were like “THE BARENAKED LADIES!!!!”
and it was a bunch of men
that was the worst day of my life
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School? College? Getting a Job? Plans for Future?
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goodnight. I’m going to sleep :D
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Student gets caught for whispering in class
Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”
Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”
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